~My 100th post~

Dear self-righteous prick,


PLEASE FUCK OFF & DIE.


✌.


Much love,
Witless speck of dust.



P/s: I hate you. :)

Does anyone else think this is fuck-ass-funny???

... Or am I the only one?

-_-


"Today, I got a CD stuck in my computer's disc drive. I got frustrated and yelled "SURRENDER" in my scariest villain voice, and my disc was immediately ejected." ~MLIA


HAHAHAHAHAA.


I WAS gonna tweet this, but it's waaaay longer than 140 characters. And i couldn't put it up in FB (coz my current status is another asinine MLIA story: "Today, while typing the word when, the letter E got stuck, so the word became "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee". I was pleased my computer was enjoying itself.") so... it had to go in here. -_-. Gila epic.

And oh ya. For the uninitiated, MLIA is MyLifeIsAverage.com.

I DON'T recommend MLIA for the uncoordinated and those with poor multitasking skills. Coz you'll be reading, laughing AND peeing in your pants... all at the same time.

You have been warned.

;)

You were right... (as much as i hate to admit it)

... you raised the bar.

WAAAAAAY up there! *hand level gauge positioned above head*

Now HOW am i supposed to date other men... TELL ME? GAAAAAAH!

*Pulls hair*


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On a more cheerful note: I am currently in a clicking war with Elaine ;D. It's this app on FB, where you have 30 seconds to click the mouse as fast as possible. It's called Click Challenge V.2. My highest score since i started (30 mins ago) stands at... 216! HAHAHA. She claims one of her friends managed 676 clicks, or sumthing. -_______-. NO. FUCKING. WAAAY. That ain't even HUMANLY possible la ok. (Wait. Elaine's forwarding me the pix as proof).



O_o


Mak ai! 695 clicks! *blank face*


This dude doesn't have a life. OR a girlfriend. Cuz if he HAD one... then he'd be clicking HER instead of a stupid mouse! SUCKAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


*Turns back to Click Challenge V.2*

XP

I was gonna say sumthing...

...But then i forgot.

:S

Sorryyyyyy.

I'm such a Dungu sumtimes. -_-.

This post has no title. This post is just an expression. This one ---> -_-

OMG. Wat if i have Swine Flu? O_o. Been coughing and wheezing since Friday.

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Random note: Ahmed called me from Saudi on Saturday (thought it was his brother, and vice versa when his brother called me on Friday ;D). He called to tell me that he had a dream about me, killing all the Hammads...with a PENCIL! Fu-yoooo. I rock yo! ;)

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I'm hungry but damn malas to go down and get food. Lemme see if i can get Hisham to tapau for me *calls hisham*. Yay! He's tapau-ing rice for me from Maju (Nasi setengah, kari a bit, ikan yang bukan bentuk macam ikan, vegie sikiiiit aje, TQ!).

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I need to do my hair this weekend. It's getting quite kembangs, i think. O_o'.

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Oh fuck me dead! I have to copy check 3 C.I-s (Corporate Identity) manuals today. My Creative Director was more subtle with just, "Oh SHIT! Oh HOLY SHIT!". *lol*.

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I think i need that pill Calvin was telling me about, the 'Stupid Pill'. It slows down brain activity so one can sleep. Last nite was shit for me. Cudn't fall aslepp till dawn. Just dozed on and off till my alarm went off at 8AM. Pathetic excuse for a sleep. Meh!

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My throat feels like "it's been fucked by sumthing hard and sandpaper-y". ;p Cannot tahan. I'm going to the Doctor's to get me sum industrial strength lozenges!

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It's Mother's Day this weekend. I shall call my sister's up and see what we're doing for my mum this Sunday. :D

Ok that's it. Bye. I need to eat.