EAT MY DUST ELAIIIIINE!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAA.



Told you I'd BRINGGIT! *Ghetto-chick-stare*

Justine... if ur reading this. I'm just trynna rub it in my fren's face la hor. Not intentionally dissing you or ur clicking powers, by any means. ;p

You were right... (as much as i hate to admit it)

... you raised the bar.

WAAAAAAY up there! *hand level gauge positioned above head*

Now HOW am i supposed to date other men... TELL ME? GAAAAAAH!

*Pulls hair*


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On a more cheerful note: I am currently in a clicking war with Elaine ;D. It's this app on FB, where you have 30 seconds to click the mouse as fast as possible. It's called Click Challenge V.2. My highest score since i started (30 mins ago) stands at... 216! HAHAHA. She claims one of her friends managed 676 clicks, or sumthing. -_______-. NO. FUCKING. WAAAY. That ain't even HUMANLY possible la ok. (Wait. Elaine's forwarding me the pix as proof).



O_o


Mak ai! 695 clicks! *blank face*


This dude doesn't have a life. OR a girlfriend. Cuz if he HAD one... then he'd be clicking HER instead of a stupid mouse! SUCKAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


*Turns back to Click Challenge V.2*

XP

Lucky.

So... I'm reading this gurl's blog rite, and I can't help wondering how it feels. To be so SO in love (and in LUST!) with the guy ur about to marry. Yea, sure i was engaged a year or so ago... but i never felt THAT. Sad, i know. :(

I loved him, yea. But i wasn't 'head-over-heels-butterflies-in-ur-stomach-pussy-tingling-GAGA' about him. It was always more of a... docile/domestic sorta love. Deep... but always stagnant. Was that an early sign that it wasn't gonna work out? Or was that merely the side effects of being with someone for 5... long...years? *thinks*

She's lucky you know. VERY VERY lucky. To find someone ur absolutely BONKERS about... someone that does it for u EVERY. SINGLE. GODDAMN. TIME! And he feels the same about u. I'm happy for her. ;D I don't really know her that well... we only met a few times at LAPSAP and TAG, but she seems happy rite now. Good for her! ;D

R.I.P...

... Yasmin Ahmad.

:'(

It's a bleak Sunday today. Woke-up and heard the news of Yasmin Ahmad's passing. I can't explain it, but I'm CRUSHED! I feel like something precious has suddenly been taken away.

I've always admired her. For the courage to be herself, REGARDLESS of what haters say... For her strength to challenge people and their cynical views... and for her brilliance and sense of conviction, that all's not lost... there IS some beauty and kindness left in the world.

:'(

She was truly... TRULY special.

Updates yang ter-belated.

Things I've been up to, that never got whored-out. ;D

My niece, Shakira's 2nd birthday party:

(That's me being her very own Mak Andam.)


Sheena's birthday get-together:

(At Pavillion)



(Hel-LOOOOOW Midgyyyy! ;p)



(At Ole-Ole Bali, SoHo Mon't Kiara)



My VERY FIRST TVC shoot! ;D

(I wrote the script. Part 1 of the shoot was at the Proton R3 Racing workshop. Here's me lookin' quite terencat with the clapper board.)



(PLUS, our client wanted to incorporate the A1 Malaysia driving team into the TVCs, so the national car was part of it la. That's me with the Lotus. I was INSTANTLY attracted to THAT particular color. Neons brights...wootwoot!)






(Aaron Lim and Fairuz Fauzy of the A1 Team Malaysia)



And directly after the shoot...



Sharmila's Fant-ASS-tic 32nd birthday:

(Idea concept and copy by Adry. ;p)



(The party was at Gustav Dutch Beerhouse, so i had Hoegarden. Yuuuumz. And the best part? It came in a frikkin BOWL! *Happiness*)



(The place card, i wrote for the party. It was an undies-themed one. On the account that Shram HATES underwear. O_o. HAHAHA.)


Lastly...


Urbanscapes:


I remember last year we din make it there till 10pm! -__-. I arrived JUST as all the shops were closing. Tiu! All cuz a certain sumone cudn't be arsed to stop playing video games, get off the couch and shower. *Dark face*



(I even got a hug from the Joker maaan. Jangan main-main! haha)

Ok la. I'm hungry. Thank you for reading. Bye.

MY "Bathwater"...

"Cause i love to wash in your old bathwater
love to think that you couldn't love another
I'm on your list with all your other women
but i still love to wash in your old bathwater
you make me feel like i couldn't love another
i can't help it..you're my kinda of maNnN."


Babe, if ur reading this...sorry. A man cooking in his boxers? Cudn't resist. ;)

I HEART Richard Ayoade

THIS is MY perfect guy *SWOONS*





1) He's exotic! (Wiki: Ayoade was born an only child to a Norwegian mother and a Nigerian father)
2) He has a MESMERIZING Brit accent (as opposed to an annoying one, the majority has)
3) He doesn't JUST act! He writes... he directs (shows AND music vids, sum of which i will share with you later)... he does stand-up comedy... Talented much?
4) A sense of (twisted) humour AND hot? YES PLEASE!!!

So, who IS Richard Ayoade?

For the uninitiated:

SOURCE: Wiki ---> "Richard Ellef Ayoade (born 1977 in Whipps Cross, London[1]) is a comedian, actor, writer and director best known for his role as Maurice Moss in The IT Crowd. BLA..BLA..BLAAAA... Just see for yourself la k.


The IT Crowd: The red door


And...


The IT Crowd: The Photoshoot


And...


The IT Crowd: FIRE!



I DARE you to say he's not sexy! *Squints eyes fiercely*


Anyways...continuing on.

SOURCE: Wiki ---> "He has directed the videos for the Arctic Monkeys song 'Fluorescent Adolescent' and Super Furry Animals' new video "Run Away", which has Matt Berry in the lead role.[5] He has also directed the video for The Last Shadow Puppets song "Standing Next to Me" and "My Mistakes Were Made For You", as well as videos for Oxford Comma and Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa by Vampire Weekend. Most recently, Ayoade directed the video for Kasabian's song, Vlad the Impaler, which starred Noel Fielding and 'Heads Will Roll' by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs."


He's getting cooler as we speak innit? ;p *Nods head* Here are some of the music vids he directed. I SO want to visit his brain! I'm sure it's endless hours of fun! :D




There's sumthing poetic about slowmo violence, especially when there's clowns involved.




That's "Richmond" from The IT Crowd, didcha notice? XP hahaha.


I can't seem to find Yeah Yeah Yeah's 'Heads Will Roll tho'. :( Not the music vid anyways. Boo! But u know wat I mean??? GOD, this is my kinda guy. *sigh* Where can i get me one of these?

Sanity : FOUND!

...and it was at the family home all along! It's true you know, what my mom said. "No wonder you're going crazy...all alone at your house over there. Come back home to your family!"

Was a blessing getting sick and what not. I got to spend 5 days in Cheras and spend time with the family. And the best thing of all? I felt a little saner after that too! Like, i found my center... *ZEEEEEEEEEEN*

Oh oh. I just found out. There's this stray cat rite, at home. And i just found out her name is... (you ready for this?)...AU-YONG!!! -__________-. Ni my brother punye keje la ni. Like, WTF rite. AU-FUCKING-YONG?!!!! He sez it's "Korean". HAHAHAHAAAA. I'm sure my dad had sumthing to do with this TOO! *Squints eyes in suspicion*

Irrelevant fact: One of my ex-gymnast teammate's name is Carolyn Au-Yong. Her dad's name was like, Au-Yong Mun Bong or sumthin. *Suppresses laughter/straight face*. Was HE the inspiration behind my cat's name? I shud ask my brother that kan. ;p

And OHMYGOD. My niece is getting soooooo clever. Like, smart-ass clever. If she wants sumthing rite, she doesn't automatically go, "Peh-liiiiz". She goes, "UT MEEEEEE" (Excuse me). With this 'eyes-closed-big-grin' look on her face. How can u say no to that?

"Oh, look Ma...a Pig!"

...Sez the first person contracting the Swine Flu.

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You know how, for the past month I've been making fun of all things swine AND swine related? Well...it's FLU, has come back to haunt me. -_-. Yes people, I am currently under home-quarantine for being a suspect Influenza A(h1n1)victim(?)-SLASH-carrier *Looks down in defeat*. Been feeling feverish on-and-off for the past week or so and developed flu a few days later. Got worried coz there were confirmed h1n1 cases at Urbanscapes.

Being the Hypochondriac that I am, my paranoia (fortified by my PARENTS' paranoia) urged me to go to the doctors. So, i went to HUKM. I was isolated (official term: quarantined), poked EVERYWHERE for blood (apparetly coz I'm so small and "halus", they can't find my veins -_-) and I.V dripped me like there's no tomorrow. And oh ya, did i mention? They made me wear a facemask...AND sit on a damn wheelchair while i was hooked-up to the I.V drip. Tiu Na Seng. Having the flu, does not make me an O.K.U. -___-.

Anyways, after more than 3 hours at the hospital... the doctor released me. I'm under "goverment M.C" - Watever that means, till weds untill i get my bloodtest results. Shud i be in the clear, life goes on as normal. Shud i be positive for h1n1, somebody from Sungai Buloh Hospital will come and collect me.

At the moment, I feel sluggish frm all the medication and I feel like crap (and prolly look like one too) *SIGH*.

Ok, getting drowsy.

Oh, before i forget. Sorry pigs, if i ever made fun of you. I din mean it ok. Pls dun unleash ur pig-wrath on me now. I have some radio ad scripts to present to clients sumtime VERY soon. Thank you.

Was that you, making your peace with me?

A phone call does NOT constitute forgiveness.

Neither is my picking up the phone, my blessing.

So, if we DO meet 20 years down the line...I WILL pretend like we don't know each other.

Coz, truth be told... we DON'T.

:)

Good luck with America Babe.